Mad skillz

Have you ever slid a fart past your rising turtle head?

Your intestines are seeing green but your sphincter is seeing red

It’s like Popeye’s Olive Oil passing Bluto in a subway turnstile

And how that turd stayed at the gate can only make me smile.

But my lips will straighten and my brows will soon furrow.

Because that stench is as worse as it would have been had the prairie dog left its burrow.