Thrift Store Restroom Blues

Ah, the irony of a poop in a goodwill.

A second hand store but with standards still.

The hand me downs strewn across the showroom floor.

And me spraying this toilet bowl like a convulsing spore.

Don’t check the color of today’s tag because it won’t matter.

Because once this stench breaches the bathroom doors, rest assured, all shoppers will scatter.