Dinner party blues

There is nothing more prideful than a racing striped bowl.

Your poop submerged and, from there, took its toll.

You increase the water pressure with fingers crossed.

Hoping the remnants of your movement soon will be lost.

And if that fails, fret not, for you still have the brush.

That ain’t been cleaned since it’s very first flush

Next time, be aware of the place where you squat

‘Cause the guest bathroom’s off limits, and you’re gonna get caught.